The Naturist: Bed Time

The Naturist has been called a lot of things. Hack. Jackass. Oaf. Bumbling, uninformed mouth-breather. Genius. (That was his mom).
But one thing he's never been called: dead. That's because even after all he's been through, he's survived. Sure, he may have a few completely unnecessary scars and a horrible, degenerative kidney disease, but he's still ticking. That's why we thought that it was Teva's duty to bring his unique and unorthodox viewpoints to you for another round of informational videos. His tactics may not align with "survival experts" or "common sense," but he's still breathing, so he must be doing something right.
...Right?